Movies I Want To See

Hello readers,

Today's post I will  be naming movies that I want to see and movies I that I've seen already.

 I will rate the ones I saw from 1 to 10 (10 meaning: I loved it. 1 meaning: BOO YOU SUCK)  So enjoy!

Wreck It Ralph   Saw it       Rating: 10 It was awesome, it made me cry at the end.

Oz The Great And Powerful   Saw it    Rating: 6 The special effects were cool but the story needed a little more effort to empress ME.

After Earth   Want to see it     The preview was awesome plus Will Smith's Son is in it so it will be good.     

Monsters University  Want to see it    But I have to admit it probably will not be as good as the first one. 

Iron Man 3     Want to see it   :D   I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE MY WHOLE LIFE!

     

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BAD JOKES!

Hi, Readers!

My Uncle Tim

Today I will be talking about my jokes (which we all know are very bad) most of these bad jokes are from my Uncle Tim and some books  that I've read. So enjoy!


(This post is for my Auntie Maureen because she said: Lennon you said there was going to be bad jokes and I didn't see any.)

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Will you remember me in five years? yes will you remember me in ten? yes knock knock who's there? I thought you said you would remember me?

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Three men were stranded on an island. They saw a bottle floating out in the ocean. All three of them swam out to get the bottle. The got they all rubbed the bottle and out came the genie. And he said, "I will grant each one of you one wish."

The first man said, "I wish I could be watching a movie and eating popcorn."
Poof! And he disappeared.

The second man said, "I wish I was at home sleeping in my bed."
Poof! And he disappeared.

And the genie pointed at the third man and said, "What about you?"

The the third man said, "Well, I kinda miss my friends. I wish they were back here with me."
And then Poof! They we both back.

And the genie said, "Well, you've all had your three wishes!"
Poof! He disappeared.

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The One About the Blind Policeman

One very, very sunny night
Two dead boys got up to fight

The policeman saw the sight
And he said, "I'll get those dead boys before they fight."

If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!

Bonus:
Here is a random link for you. There will be a different link to a new site every post for you to enjoy.

Hint: If you make these, save some for me, and I'll love you forever (that means you, Auntie Kina!)
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Ralph's Journey

Hi, readers!
 The other day at my Grandma's garden I dug up a stuffed dog (which I named Ralph from Wreck It Ralph). Lennon did you say a stuffed dog? yes, a stuffed dog. Weird right? And even weirder it was impaled with a rebar.
  Me and my Grandma tried with all our might to pull it out but it would not budge. Finally I pulled the rebar out of his face! Lennon did you say you pulled the rebar out of the stuffed dog's face! yes, yes I di- HEY I'M STRONG, I'LL PROVE IT!! (POW!) YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS BLOG POST! GET OUT! GO! anyway, where was I oh yeah I pulled the rebar out of Ralph's head, right? Oh and I also found a teddy bear, but it's face fell off, so I decided not to take a picture with it.

Are you guys are wondering why there is all this trash at Lennon's grandma's garden? Well because before my grandma built her house it was all jungle and people would dump their trash there, and that makes me sad :( 
It's not fun to have trash everywhere you look. So if YOU throw trash then please stop killing the Earth, it's all we got.        


When I was digging I also found a glass bottle, a beer can, a worm (which I accidentally beheaded), a broken spoon, and two long metal sticks. Well guys remember, be crafty!

me and Ralph

look what I caught

Wreck it Ralph

     If you did not watch Wreck It Ralph then STOP reading until you watch it (that means you dad). Okay, first things first, Wreck It Ralph is an awesome movie (this is when you stop reading if you did not watch Wreck It Ralph).

 Here are some things that make Wreck It Ralph good: the animation was good and it was really funny. Vanellope Von Schweets was my favorite character because she was funny and cute.

At the end of the movie, the part where Ralph broke Vanellope's car, almost made me cry, imagine that, ME, crying WOW!!!!, That's how GREAT this movie was it almost made ME cry YES ME LENNON JOSE BARNETT CRYING, OMG THE WORLD MUST BE ENDING!!!! AAAAA!!! Just kidding guys I actually cry a LOT. Just kidding again. I do cry but not a LOT.  If you did not see Wreck It Ralph in the theaters then its fine, just wait tell it comes out on DVD.

 JUST KIDDING!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WAITING FOR. YOU HAVE FIVE BUCKS!!!! GO OUT THERE AND GET A TICKET BEFORE ITS TO LATE!!!!!!!! Sorry about the yelling guys. Remember, be crafty! Bye!

my brother Channing

Hi I'm going to be talking about my baby brother Channing. if you are wondering "Lennon how the heck do you pronounce your brothers name"  well it is pronounced like this ---> CHA-NING, no really how hard can it be? its just Channing, how could you possible mess that up? anyway he is really cute, by the way sorry I look so weird in this photo, NO ONE TOLD ME THEY WERE TAKING ANY PHOTOS!!! anyway that fat two year old baby in the photo is Channing he is a lot cuter in real life. here are some cute things about Channing, he LOVES Chuck E. Cheese's when ever we go to GPO (Guam Premier Outlets that's were Chuck E. Cheese's is at ) he freaks out he screams I WANNA GO TUTSE TEESE (that's how he says  Chuck E. Cheese) one time we were pulling in to GPO and Channing was sleeping so everything was fine but then Channing woke up right when we passed Chuck E. Cheese's  BEEP (THE FOLLOWING PROGRAM HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAJOR FREAK OUT) so yeah he went crazy. check back on Lennon's Crafty Mind in a week or so for more Channing posts and other fun stuff, bye!
and remember, be crafty

Introducing...Lennon!

Hi, I'm Lennon Jose Barnett and I'm nine years old and I live in Santa Rita, Guam (a beautiful island located in the Pacific Ocean). I am unschooled which means I do not go to school, instead I learn at home and in the world around me. Right now I'm learning about magic from watching videos about magic tricks on YouTube, I build things with Lego's such as houses, arcades, restaurants, hotels, schools, etc. I read lots of books. Here are my favorite books: The Captain Underpants series, Diary of a Wimpy Kids series, Alvin Ho, and other books that I find at the library and the bookstore. I have many friends, most of them are my cousins and some of them are people I've met. I also play games that I find online such as Poptropica and MineCraft. I love to watch movies. My favorite movies are Hayao Miyazaki movies, Wreak It Ralph, Interview with the Vampire, and Scott Pilgrim vs the World.

 I also have a brother named Channing (who is two and really cute) and a sister named Samantha (who is 15 and not very cute) but we call her Sam. Sam takes French classes every Tuesdays and Saturdays.

You are probably wondering what the heck is this blog going to be about? Well, let me tell you: fun activities I will do, fun hikes I will do, lists of things I like, interviews with my family, my new Lego sets, and of course MAGIC!!!. Now remember, be crafty!