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| My Uncle Tim |
Today I will be talking about my jokes (which we all know are very bad) most of these bad jokes are from my Uncle Tim and some books that I've read. So enjoy!
(This post is for my Auntie Maureen because she said: Lennon you said there was going to be bad jokes and I didn't see any.)
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Will you remember me in five years? yes will you remember me in ten? yes knock knock who's there? I thought you said you would remember me?
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Three men were stranded on an island. They saw a bottle floating out in the ocean. All three of them swam out to get the bottle. The got they all rubbed the bottle and out came the genie. And he said, "I will grant each one of you one wish."
The first man said, "I wish I could be watching a movie and eating popcorn."
Poof! And he disappeared.
The second man said, "I wish I was at home sleeping in my bed."
Poof! And he disappeared.
And the genie pointed at the third man and said, "What about you?"
The the third man said, "Well, I kinda miss my friends. I wish they were back here with me."
And then Poof! They we both back.
And the genie said, "Well, you've all had your three wishes!"
Poof! He disappeared.
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The One About the Blind Policeman
One very, very sunny night
Two dead boys got up to fight
The policeman saw the sight
And he said, "I'll get those dead boys before they fight."
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it, too!
Bonus:
Here is a random link for you. There will be a different link to a new site every post for you to enjoy.
Hint: If you make these, save some for me, and I'll love you forever (that means you, Auntie Kina!)
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